Today I have the mental capacity of a mushroom. It's the Friday before a three day weekend, and I'd rather be just about anywhere other than here.
This week I've been addicted to eBay. Admitting it, is the first step to a cure. Right?! Anyway, the first of several items I don't need, but bought anyway, arrived yesterday. The package was too big for my apartment mailbox, so I was directed to pick it up from the post office. No problem. On my way to work this morning, I swung by the post office and much to my dismay, the office was closed but I could hear someone in the back area. The posted hours are 8 to 4 and it was about 8:30 (running late for work as usual). I went back to my car and called. When they answered...
POW (post office worker)
POW: Howe post office.
Me: Yes ma'am, what are your office hours today?
POW: We're open from 8 to 4 today.
Me: I was just in there a few minutes ago, and the doors are still locked.
POW: Well, yes.
Me: But?
POW: Yes ma'am, it's ten minutes til.
Me: UMMM, no, it's almost 9.
POW: No, I don't think so, it's 10 til 8.
Me: Are you sure? No, let me check my...
(at this point I turn my car on the check the clock)
Me: It's it really? How the hell did I... Oh, I'm sorry!! Nevermind!
POW: (laughing) That's okay hun.
You know, it takes a special kind of stupid to misread a DIGITAL clock. Oh well, at least I made it to work on time today!!!