These are kinda funny!

Senior Personals

The following "Senior" personal ads were seen in Florida and Arizonanewspapers: (Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?)


FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s slim, 5’4'’ (used to be 5’6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.


LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someoneto round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breathnot a problem.


SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, lets get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.


WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.


MINT CONDITION: Male, 1922, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea valves. Isn’t in running condition but walks well.


MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.