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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Little bit of Humor.

Thank you to Sara for sharing this little tidbit!

WISHES

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the
grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them
one wish each before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up and God asks the first one what
he wishes.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers
and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to
be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be
gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the
last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is
rolling on the floor laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what
his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all
ugly again".

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